Your pet is a menace. We made merch for it.

Gear for the goblins, gremlins, and certified chaos agents who run your house rent-free.

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Chaos Agent Bandana

Chaos Agent Bandana

Chaos Agent Bandana

$18.00
Sale price  $18.00 Regular price  $2.79
The Feral Tee

The Feral Tee

The Feral Tee

$22.00
Sale price  $22.00 Regular price  $4.33
The Stitched & Dangerous Bandana

The Stitched & Dangerous Bandana

The Stitched & Dangerous Bandana

$15.99
Sale price  $15.99 Regular price  $5.88
The Good Chaos Bandana

The Good Chaos Bandana

The Good Chaos Bandana

$11.99
Sale price  $11.99 Regular price  $2.63
The Birthday Goblin Bandana

The Birthday Goblin Bandana

The Birthday Goblin Bandana

$20.00
Sale price  $20.00 Regular price  $5.01
The Ancient Chaos Kit

The Ancient Chaos Kit

The Ancient Chaos Kit

$13.52
Sale price  $13.52 Regular price  $13.52
The Chaos Claus Bandana

The Chaos Claus Bandana

The Chaos Claus Bandana

$10.99
Sale price  $10.99 Regular price  $3.00
The 'That's My Goblin' Bandana

The 'That's My Goblin' Bandana

The 'That's My Goblin' Bandana

$12.99
Sale price  $12.99 Regular price  $9.90

Feral But Loved.

We believe your pet was sent here to test you. And pass. And then ask for a treat about it.

The Unhinged Pet is for the goblins. The gremlins. The certified chaos agents who eat your socks, destroy your furniture, and somehow still end up sleeping on your face.

We made merch for them — and for the brave souls who love them anyway.