The Ancient Chaos Kit

Pharaoh. God-king. Being who has ruled since the beginning of time and absolutely knows it.

Your pet didn't just start acting like royalty — this is a centuries-long tradition of sitting on things that aren't theirs, commanding food at 4am, and making sustained unblinking eye contact until their demands are met. Now they have the costume to match the title they have always held over you.

• Adjustable hat + bandana set
• Photo prop accessories included
• Fits small and medium breeds
• Because your cat was ALWAYS going to be a pharaoh and you both know it