The Good Chaos Bandana

There is no such thing as good chaos. There is only chaos, your dog, and the specific thing they destroyed while you were reading this.

This plaid bandana is machine washable because it is going to need to be washed — after the mud incident, after the creek incident, and after that third incident you have consciously chosen to stop thinking about. It is double-layer. It is warm. It hides absolutely nothing about who your pet actually is.

• Double-layer plaid — warm enough for all-weather destruction
• Machine washable (you already knew this)
• Multiple sizes for gremlins of all proportions
• Classic plaid, because your dog's chaos is timeless