Chaos Agent Bandana

Classified. Chaotic. Currently eating something they are absolutely not supposed to. Your pet is a full-time operative working against you inside your own home, and they deserve to look the part.

This double-layer bandana wraps around their neck like a tiny flag of destruction. They will still zoom at 3am. They will still knock your drink off the counter with direct eye contact. They will still pretend they don't know you at the vet. But they will do all of it STYLISHLY.

• Double-layer fabric — because one layer of chaos is never enough
• Adjustable tie closure that survives the zoomies (nothing else will)
• 5 sizes: XS–XL
• Machine washable — and you will need this information